snooze
Rumble, rumble.
stretch
blink, blink
Ooh, I hear a sound! I hate sounds! They scare me! Oh, it's that great big gray thing the guy and girl drive sometimes, but that mostly sits off to the side of the garage! I hate that thing! Trollop always pees on its tires! Trollop scares me! Glad I'm hiding under the porch here! Here comes the guy! And here comes the girl! Sometimes she scares me! And —
HOLY MOTHER OF EARTH WHAT THE BLAZES IS THAT!? It's big and green and it looks like a tree but TREES DON'T MOVE LIKE THAT! Shit! Shit! Shit!
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LOLHUMANS!
It's a scratchpad climbing thing. My pet people bought me one a couple years ago. The even went the extra mile and hung dangly breakable things all over it so I could
I HEAR A SOUND! IT'S A SOUND! SOMETHING JUST MADE A SOUND.
--Percy
Great JUMPIN' JEHOSAPHAT those are some funny funny words.
Totally laughing out loud.
dextur
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