My name is Trollop, and I hate you

Lookit. First of all, we're going to set some ground rules:

1. We both acknowledge that I absolutely hate you, and will never stop absolutely hating you.
2. The only thing I think about all day, every day, is opening your abdominal cavity with my claws and eating your major organs and sleeping in the nice warm hole I leave.
3. Remember, I hate you.

Aside from the above very simple points, I could not care less about you. In fact, why are you here? Go away. Go over there, pour me some food, then scratch my neck. I SAID SCRATCH MY NECK, BITCH

*purr*