OH MY HEAD HE'S PETTING ME! LIFE IS SO GOOD!
I can go from cute and cuddly to fangs and claws in .00003 seconds. 
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Orwell
CRAP! This thing means I'm going to the place where they poke me with NEEDLES!
Trollop
I wait till you are sleeping, AND THEN I PLOT TO KILL YOU
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So I'd just gotten wrapping paper nest PURRFECTLY arranged. Then my humans take it out. But then they replace it with a nice, soft crib AND a bassinet! "Now THAT's more like it!" I'm thinking and hop in. I'd just cuddled into a ball when the balding one tosses me out. HE TOSSED ME OUT OF *MY* CRIB!
So I get back in again AND HE TOSSES ME OUT AGAIN! He's getting a wet nose at 3:00 this morning.
--Percy
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