Human: Orwell, you like to hide under the guest bed, don't you?
Orwell: I love it! It's the awesomest place in the universe!
Human: But you're afraid of your shadow...
Orwell: SHADOWS SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ME! THEY DON'T LEAVE!
Human: So why do you like being under the bed?
Orwell: It's dark and no one can see me!
Human: But...it's dark because it's the bed's shadow.
Orwell: ...WHAT? HOLY CRAP MONKEYS! WHAT?! ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—
Human: Orwell, dude, chill...
Orwell: — OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
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